Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Madame Zaritska


Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience:

I visit a few pregnancy forums, not recommended for thos who are not pregnant unless you want to be attached by a bunch of hormonal bitches for sneezing to loud. Anyway,
The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.
After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be completely bald.

Considering i have about five more months to go, it will be a while to see how accurate the great computer generated psychics are , first test will be in two weeks when I have my u/s to determine the sex.

1 comments:

juliwalters said...

Well, she got part of it right, you DID have a baby.

 
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